What would Homer do?

Mõned Simpsoni tsitaadid... lihtsalt sellepärast, et Homer on mu kangelane ning on nõu ja jõuga abiks igas olukorras.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. 

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? 

And I'm not easily impressed...Oh, look, a blue car!

Trying is the first step to failure.

  

Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

See tuletab mulle meelde, kuidas me Inglismaal esimese festivali ajal meie juhendaja Bobiga nägime ühe telgi kohal suurt Super Mario lippu ja ma heldinult oma lapsepõlve meenutama hakkasin. Bob ütles, et Mario on ka tema isiklik kangelane.

"Nii et kui sul on mingi probleem, siis sa lihtsalt küsid endalt, mida Mario teeks?"

"Well... probably mushrooms." 

Hmm... paneb mõtlema.